How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

What you reading? reading?

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

What's 9 + 10 19

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

A horse walks into a barn.

Dance is a sport

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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