What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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