What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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Cripples are lame.

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Where's my baby??

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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