Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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Tell you something funny.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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Penisland

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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