- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

the asian kid gets an F

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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