knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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Cheese stick

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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