- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

This sentence is false.

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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