- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

you know whats funny... nothing.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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