Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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your mom died.

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fack me in the ace! CC

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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Knock knock. Racism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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