How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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Needless to say,

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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Black People.

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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