I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

Mark Wilson

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

Samraj.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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