- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

A white person at Harvard

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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