knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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