- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

falling didnt make the difference

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

girls basketball

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

An English man walks into a pub.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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