- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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