- Anti Joke

Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

A blind man walks into a wall.

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

Blake wilkeys hair style

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

i dont like chris

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.