Charlotte Bobcats

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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leon harney ya pikey

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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