- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

Are you Drew?

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

Your all fags

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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