- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

Whats white and sticky fluff

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

David Silberberg is gay

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

Snooki

Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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