- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

Donald Trump

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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