- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

I'll be back. Please use the door.

What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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