- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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