A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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Bob dole

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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