- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

Jimmy Saville

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

69

Breast cancer.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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