- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

What's clear and wet? water

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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