Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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