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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Your mums a penis joke.

A man... walks.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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