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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Knock Knock opens the door

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

elen degeneres is straight....

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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