Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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What is more worse than death? Death

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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