What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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Mitt Romney penis

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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