Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Sac

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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