- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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