Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Your all fags

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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A man works at a brick factory. He is told by his boss that if he is to steal any brick from the factory, he will be sacked. But every day the man steals one brick and puts it in his lunch box to take home and is not caught. One day he has enough bricks to build a house, and he says "When I build this house there will be none left over". The house is now built and while the man is taking a look around he stubs his toe on something, he looks down to see a brick and he sighs, picks up the brick and throws it in the air. There are two pilots driving a plane, one has a dog and one has a wardrobe. One pilot says to the other "I don't particularly like dogs" then the other pilot says to him "I don't really like wardrobes". They then make an agreement and throw both the wardrobe and the dog out the window. Five minutes later one pilot looks out the window out onto the plane wing, and guess what he sees? A brick.

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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