Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

Donald Trump

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

I'm off to my tank guys!

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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