- Anti Joke

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused