What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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