- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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