Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Penis

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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im watching you..

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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raisin boogers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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Romans rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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