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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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