- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

yes... that's the joke

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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