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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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