what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

this is not a joke

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

David Silberberg is gay

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

Reading books

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

Robin get in the Batmobile.

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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