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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

The Game

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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Neither does he.

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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