- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

There's a god, just kidding.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Your mom.

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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