- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

bryden is a faggot

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Mormons having fun.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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