- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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