what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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baby seal walks into a club

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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