- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

It smells like triangles in here.

donald................duck for president

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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