a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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