- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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