- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

Justin Beiber

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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