What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

haha. i got blocked too!!!!

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

you and your family will die tonight

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

I was born.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

Anti Joke

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