Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

Republicans

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

out of your comfort zone

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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