Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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