- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

"33"

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

Trashcan!

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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