- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

Women's Rights.

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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