What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

Where's my baby??

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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