- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

My life :(

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

boobs.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

shauns beautiful

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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