There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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your life

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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what happens every day? People die

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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