how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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Republicans

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book 'em danno

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