What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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What's big and messy? A big mess

i have an apple. now suck my dick

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

A guy was beet by his wife.

Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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