- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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