- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

Wanna know something funny? Your face

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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