Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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