Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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religion

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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