- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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